LOST

A DESCRIPTION OF MY BIRTHDAY GIFT — FROM A TEN YEAR OLD’S PERSPECTIVE

I love LOST, the tv show, my dad got me season two for my birthday, have you ever seen that show?! You have to see it, this plane crashes on this island, well, first it breaks apart in two pieces, and there is polar bears on the island, but that comes later, but the island is in a warm place, so why is there polar bears! And that fat guy is rich, real rich, he won the lottery and now everything is bad luck for him and there are these numbers he used, and they all add up to 108, and they are bad too, but they have to use them to press this button so that something bad doesn’t happen to the island! So anyway, there is a doctor who fixed a lady, made her walk again, and he is like, “i have to fix things!” and she is like “i’m leaving you!” and he is like crying, but on this island he is the man, but everyone doesn’t really like him, only because he is the doctor and he can make the baby not have a rash and he tries to give this one kid his own blood but the kid dies — oh wait, no then he cuts the kids head off with a steel door!

Then there is a crazy lady, and she is talking about the Others, and the others are all these weird people that come at night and take people, and there is this black cloud of smoke that kills people too, but not the big african guy, because he stared it down, he wasn’t scared, and they guy who did drugs was like “dude! why didn’t you run!” and he was like “dude, i wasn’t scared” and the guy who did drugs is all crazy over this little baby that this lady has and tries to throw it in the ocean to baptize it, but the old man, Lock, or Loc, punches him in the face, and he gets all green and bruisy, and then everyone hates the druggie because he was going to baptize the baby in the ocean in the middle of the night.

And the crazy lady, Russo, she she shot a guy in the shoulder with an arrow, and he didn’t die because she didn’t want to kill him and the Iraqi guy was like, “who is he” and she is like “he is one of them” so the Iraqi guy locks him in the cellar and then he asks where he is from and he tells him he flew in on a balloon and the Iraqi guy punches him in the face!

Oh yeah! And there is a black horse! Like the stallion, and the girl who burned her house with her dad in it doesn’t like seeing it because she almost hit it with a car after she kicked a cop out of the car! But it’s here on the island and the con man, Sawyer, who never cuts his hair but always looks great, he asks her if she knew the horse, and she says yes, and then he steals all the guns! And he says he is the new sheriff in town!

Oh yeah! And there is this old dude with a beard, and he runs the place, and Sawyer tried to shoot him but the bullet hit some kind of shield, but it was invisible, like star trek, and it almost killed Sawyer instead! And that guy said that he was the boss, and the doctor was like, but I want to fix this! And then the doctor wanted to start an army!

It’s awesome.

~ by kevinthomas on September 21, 2006.